Tuesday Night is Curry Night

Tonight Velouria and I had a lovely credit crunching cheap curry by the fair hand of ASDA. And marvellous it was too. As the end of January is fast approaching, Rio and Velouria felt it only fair to bring up the thorny issue of New Year's Resolutions. Clearly, anyone we like would have broken all of theirs by January 4th at the outside. Therefore, we offer these potential resolutions to people who have probably been too busy to create their own.

In an online blogtastic lovefest we are joined electronically by Highwaylass via the medium of Skype.

The resolutions we suggest are:

1. Natasha Bedingfield to embrace silence.
2. Kate Moss to have a sandwich (with butter but no coke)
3. Barack Obama to not get shot
4. Madonna to dodge leotards and super-glue her ankles together
5. Russell Brand to burn in hell
6. Chris Moyles to shut up and fuck off (courtesy of a guest appearance by Highwaylass).
7. Doctor Who to attain puberty
8. Jimmy Carr. Just don't.
9. Anyone who says 'in terms of' to disembowel themselves with rusty spears
10. The Ting Tings to learn a new song
11. Katy Perry to munch a rug and like it
12. Jodie Marsh to stand near to a candle and melt into oblivion
13. Angelina Jolie to buy a white child
14. Tyra Banks to be president of the universe
15. Orange cokeheads not to be shagged by sour sheep

Your turn: what resolutions should be made, and by whom?