Velouria's Room 101 wishlist is:
- The entire Bedingfield family
- Tracey Emin and that buttock-clenching post-modernist claptrap ("she is a lout" Brian Sewell)
- Licorice
- All Saints studded belts
- People that try to high five you, especially those aged under 16
- Pretentious marketing speak
- Sandals All Inclusive Resorts and anyone who would actually go there
My list is:
- Freddie Mercury
- Small beige houses
- Foof belt skirts
- The food served by Betty's Tea Rooms which tastes delicious but makes you feel sick for hours afterwards
- Personal statements that start "I have wanted to study Logic and Metaphysics since I was an four years old...". No, you haven't.
- The phrase 'in terms of'
- Men who steer their girlfriends by putting their hand proprietally in the girlfriend's lower mid-back.
Next week's list will be brought to you by an unknown, but voluminous, quantity of Indian Food and Top Ten Totty That You Shouldn't But You Would.
Your turn: please comment on what would be in your Room 101. Velouria would appreciate it if someone would pop X-Factor in as she's run out of options.