Tuesday 25 November 2008

Tuesday Night is Curry Night - The Seventh Seal

After a difficult couple of days Rio was very lazy and ordered a veritable pile of Indian takeaway from the local emporium. It was yummy.

Tonight's blog is going to be a tribute and the topic is: The Best Things about Grandparents.

1. They take you shopping and you always come back with the same amount of money you went out with but loads of treats.
2. They bung you a hundred euros when you are going on holiday.
3. They have a special soap smell that nobody else has.
4. They send you food parcels even after you have left University and have famillies of your own.
5. They treat your parents like children.
6. They always take your side against your parents, even when they know that (a) this is something they shouldn't do (b) you are in the wrong.
7. Their cupboards are full of far better biscuits and cakes than anyone else's.
8. They can do 37 cards at once at bingo.
9. They know more about everything than anyone else and anyone who questions it is wrong.
10. They have fridge magnets about their grandchildren saying things like 'I love my grandchildren so much that I should have had them first'.
11. They go to jumble sales and even run stalls there.
12. Aprons and novelty tea trays.

RIP Nan. xxxxx

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

13. They wrap high value bank notes with xmas gifts won at bingo.
14. They let wrip/belch without embarassment.
15. They expect to sit in the front seat of the car.
16. Masses of family photo's in frames.
17. Ruddy not bloody (or worse).
18. Having their hair 'set'.
19. Broaches/braces.
20. Wisdom.

RIP Nan xxxx

Highwaylass said...

False teeth and tablet :)