Tuesday night is Curry Night - no 2

As promised, tonight's Curry Night is brought to you by saag aloo, vegetable dhansak, mushroom pilau, paneer saag and huge naan. Velouria is prone on the sofa nursing what can only be described as a curry pregnancy.

Here's tonight's list: Those That We Shouldn't But We Would.

We tried to find an online Venn diagram generator to show where we both agree but failed miserably.

Velouria and Rio both would:

1. Gene Hunt, with him wearing his camel coat throughout
2. Paulie Bleeker, wearing the headband throughout
3. Reece Shearsmith, but not as Edward. Because that's just a bit too wrong.
4. Stuart Maconie despite being from 'the other side' (in unison we both howled 'especially with all those records'. Frankly, we're little short of vinyl whores).
5. Louis Theroux despite being far too posh

Velouria would, but Rio wouldn't:

1. Mark Lamarr (rude, clever and funny)
2. Justin Lee Collins (hairy and funny)
3. Dylan Moran (dirty and funny)
4. Eric Cantona (rude, French and fit)
5. Uma Thurman (fit)

Rio would, but Velouria wouldn't:

1. Jarvis Cocker, particularly in the 'Help the Aged' period.
2. The entire DIY SOS team, starting with Nick Knowles, working through everyone else (except for Billy) and finishing up on Nick Knowles again.
3. Simon Amstell (I don't care that he's gay)
4. Matthew Collins (despite the fact he looks exactly like my ex)
5. Madonna in the 'Like a Virgin' period (I don't care that I'm not gay)

Best rudery of the evening: 'Ray Mears, because he'd look after me in the forest and be up for a bit of bushcraft'. Blame Velouria, not me.

Next week: Guilty Pleasure Choons and Velouria is making curry (with ready-made sauce).

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