Ok, I've discovered that saying you don't want a promotion and that being single is perfect with you will result in two things: getting your perfect job and meeting a lovely boy. I am, I think, in the process of becoming un-single, even though it's only been a week. The reason I think this is that I'm writing poems again.
Wikipedia needs to redefine 'romance'
Romance is not this:
a smouldering glance
a smoochy dance
Not even a meeting by chance
It certainly lies not in
frantical removal of pants
It is truly this:
two snatched kisses from
a boy delivering cola bottles
to a girl dressed in hot pants
Quick update!
8 years ago